He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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