Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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