sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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