I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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