i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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