"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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