doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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