And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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