More tranny stories later!
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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