PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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