What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She even gives head with a lisp.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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