brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
