I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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