Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize