Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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