It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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