just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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