Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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