We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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