That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
...so i touched it.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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