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• (917): View more from New York City

  Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?

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  Vagina

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't know where my bra went.

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  Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

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  Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

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  great clearly means different things to us

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?

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