No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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