I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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