thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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