I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Randomize
