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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  :O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  tonight lets celebrate not being married

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin

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• (716): View more from New York

  My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.

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