I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So many bounce houses so little time
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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