My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize