I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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