Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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