Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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