If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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