dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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