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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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