just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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