Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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