I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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