Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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