Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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