so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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