you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Watching her eat just hurts me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
