I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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