dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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