Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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