the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
there's paper in my vomit.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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