I cockslap morals
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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