Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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