I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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