i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
