We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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