i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He has the fingertips of a God
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