i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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