I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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