I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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