dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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