But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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