There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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