i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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